a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen
i just don’t see how u look at the situation between jeff bezo and mckenzie splitting a whole 69 billion dollars of unearned money literally made off one of the most disgusting examples of late term capitalism and be like 😩😩 YES MISS BEZO GET YOUR COIN SIS 👏🏻👏🏻 DONT LET ANY MAN CHEAT YOU FROM WHAT YOURE WORTH! 😤 and think that you’re fleeking the wig on feminism
But Luna didn’t you know? Diversity means replacing all of the male CEOs and warmongers with female ones to show little girls that they too can use the labor and deaths of their underlings to gain immense amounts of capital!
How come there’s never enough space in hot topic? Why do I always have to shimmy between a rack of band merch and anime shirts just to get to the back? I’ve never been in a hot topic without having to engage in combat with a tattoo-sleeved 20 yr old just to get past the rhine-stoned backpacks. Is the merchandise just so emo that they can’t contain it all?
